• Kids & Hangovers

    From Instagram: While nursing a hangover from last night’s college reunion:S: “Here mommy, i’m making you more comfortable with purply my blanket and some of my dolls.here’s a towel if u need to…

  • A Bad Ass Mommy Prayer

    Mothers are neurotic. It’s true, from the moment we saw those two little lines, heard the first heartbeat,  held that little nugget in our arms, changed that first goddernitawful, stinky diaper and saw…

  • Sofie Punch Lines – Tricky Questions

    on patience me: sofie please don’t tap the bottle (bottle of honey). be patient.  sofie: you mean patience is a vulture?     on peace & quiethubby: sofie you give mommy peace & quiet…