• Why Some Mothers Eat Their Young!

    Sofie: Why did you change your dress?  Me: It doesn’t fit. Sofie: Why? Me: Because I’m round and pregnant Sofie: (monologue) What animal is round, fat and pregnant?   Ah, a gorilla!  Me:…

  • For My Little Girls

    One day you’ll meet a guy. And ultimately, he’s going to find out. How you chew, how you sip, how you dance, how you smell at every point in the day. The fact…